Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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