did you get engaged???
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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