sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
It's rum buckets o'clock
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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