Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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