I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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