i permit you to call me
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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