Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Randomize
