obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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