Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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