Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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