Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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