did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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