I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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