i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I have post one night stand depression
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