hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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