Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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