Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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