where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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