I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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