plz talk dirty to me
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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