just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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