come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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