If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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