I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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