you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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