That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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