no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Randomize
