I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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