Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
His hands were made for my vagina.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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