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It was confusing and full of hummus
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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