Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
