He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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