The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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