Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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