what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
