I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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