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We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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