So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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