do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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