Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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