She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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