Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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