i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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