Sry I called you an 8
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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