and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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