Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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