Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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