I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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