we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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