Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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