Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He did a backflip because drugs
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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