Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize