i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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