I'm going to jail i love you
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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