I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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