covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
