I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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