Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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